So yesterday was Positively Tuesday, is this Negatively Wednesday?

Five things that are bugging me today

1. To the dude that has called my cell phone near daily for a week “NO! This is not Juan Jose’s Lunch-Wagon!” And why are you calling for a lunch-wagon at 5:43am anyway?

2. I read a gazillion blogs a day and it really bugs me when people fight over being the first to leave a comment. Especially the ones that go something like this “ha ha! FIRST!!!!! Now I am going to go read this post”. It Really Really  bothers me that some housewife is getting up at the crack of Maynard to be the first to leave a comment on someones blog… AND then telling everyone that they were not up that early to read the person’s blog but merely to beat everyone else to the comment box. If I ever get more than 2.6 readers… please don’t fight over who is first to leave a comment – you’ll be banned from my blog for life+ 26 days.

3.  My dog chose 4:03am to obnoxiously chew the life out of her rawhide…on the metal threshold of my backdoor which is directly out my bedroom window. The sound was a combination of industrial aluminum banging and slobbery grunting.

4. I watched The Mist…. let me ruin it for you in the end the dad thinks the world is ending and mercy kills his son to avoid him having to be eaten by aliens from another dimension and then without a bullet to end his own life tries to lure the aliens to eat him and instead gets rescued by the army…. I am boycotting Stephen King from now on.

5. This wind is the bane of my existance… I am itchy, scratchy, sneezy, sleepy and grumpy and all the other drawrfs!